Fights
After we’ve done the whole listening and learning thing we’re going to fight each other. Spadroon will emerge victorious! There’ll be some open hall time for you to smack each other with metal objects and some games.
Games
14:30 – 16:00

Play games, win prizes. They’ll be rubbish prizes, but there will be some. Maybe. If you behave. We’ll try to do some period appropriate shenanigans taken from spadroon and spadroon-adjacent source material. There will likely be balloons.
Open Freeplay
16:00 – 17:30

Indulge yourself and settle things with science, which is best? Spadroon or other things? (Spadroon is obviously best). Fight your friends, and watch spadroon dominate EVERY OTHER WEAPON THAT EXISTS.