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We’re gonna have two great lessons for you! One person will tell you how much they love spadroons, the other person will tell you why they hate it. (They’re wrong, but my mum always says I have to listen to other people’s opinions and not just shout at them).
Colin Fieldhouse (he/him)
Schola Gladiatoria
10:30 – 12:00

Colin is grumpy when he thinks about spadroons. He doesn’t like them. He’s wrong, but we’re going to humour him. He uses a weird curved thing he calls a sabre. Filthy. He’s going to be teaching his lesson “Insert a lesson title” and will be convincing you that you should abandon your silly half-but-not-quite-broadsword-smallsword-thingy and use a proper sword to do a proper job.
Matthew Maries (he/him)
York School of Defence
12:00 – 13:30

See that happy face? Matthew just loves spadroons. They make him feel all warm and tingly inside, and he’s going to be teaching his titled “Carlsberg don’t make swords, but if they did they’d probably be Spadroons” and telling you about why they’re the best weapon ever that can be used to solve all of the world’s problems if you’d just listen to what he has to say dammit.